Category: Review
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Rehearsals Roundup – Semifinal 1 Reaction
Here’s what we thought of the second rehearsal clips for Semifinal 1!
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Semifinal 2 Predictions (Pre-Rehearsals)
More predictions based on absolutely nothing but who cares! It’s fun!
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Semifinal 1 Predictions (Pre-Rehearsal)
Rehearsals kick off in two days, so it’s time to commit some official predictions to the ether. Granted – we haven’t seen any of these staged yet (although we have seen a number of these performed in their respectine national finals and/or pre-parties), but last year I went 19/20 in…
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Semifinal 2 Running Order Analysis
Can we say we have two semifinals of death this year? I confidently believe we can. ESC 2024 is such a competitive year, we will be losing a couple of great songs from each semi no matter how we spin it, and it almost feel as though the running order…
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Semifinal 1 Running Order Analysis
We finally have the running order for our 2024 ESC semis! I’m not going to lie – I love dissecting this stuff almost as much as I love dissecting the fandom’s conspiracy theories about it. Because…there are no conspiracies! All these producers care about is putting together a good, dynamic…
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2023 vs 2024: The ESC Smackdown Part 3 (Netherlands to United Kingdom)
Eleven countries left with 2024 leading 16 to 7. Is the 2023 lineup toast? Shouldn’t we want every year to be better than the previous one anyway?! Let’s continue!
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2023 vs 2024: The ESC Smackdown Part 2 (France to Moldova)
Twelve more countries! Part 1 of the Smackdown ended with the 2024 roster comfortably leading 8 to 4. Is this lead going to extend? Will the 2023 entries be able to catch up? Let’s find out: France: Évidemment vs Mon amourThis is a really solid back-to-back showing for France. I…
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2023 vs 2024: The ESC Smackdown Part 1 (Albania to Finland )
How does our 2024 roster compare to 2023? Is it really the strongest ESC line-up of all time? Well, I’m not a scientist, but here’s how this is going to work!
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Azerbaijan 2024 Review: “Özünlə Apar” – Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatov
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Armenia 2024 Review: “Jako” – Ladaniva
Armenia will never give you the same song twice, and I don’t know that you can say that about many countries at ESC. It doesn’t always work, and sometimes it works months after the contest and it becomes a worldwide viral hit (although for the record – I liked SNAP…
