Category: ESC 2024
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Rehearsals Roundup – Semifinal 1 Reaction
Here’s what we thought of the second rehearsal clips for Semifinal 1!
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ESC Etc. Episode 21 – I Basically Prolapsed (ESC 2024 The Big 5 + Sweden)
What’s that? On the horizon. That loud, sparkly thing right over there? It’s Eurovision, y’all! Duh! Anthony and Cesco are so excited that they have no time for small talk. They dive directly in to the final batch of songs from the Eurovision Song Contest 2024, including the Big 5…
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Semifinal 2 Predictions (Pre-Rehearsals)
More predictions based on absolutely nothing but who cares! It’s fun!
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Semifinal 1 Predictions (Pre-Rehearsal)
Rehearsals kick off in two days, so it’s time to commit some official predictions to the ether. Granted – we haven’t seen any of these staged yet (although we have seen a number of these performed in their respectine national finals and/or pre-parties), but last year I went 19/20 in…
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ESC Etc. Episode 20 – The Cream That You Were Hoping For (ESC 2024 Semi 2, 2nd Half)
Cesco and Anthony are back for more EuroShenanigans, trust and believe, y’all! First off, though, they discuss Lisa Frankenstein and earthquakes. Unrelated. Unless the universe just wanted to punish us for how we neglected such a rad movie. Anyhoo. Then they dive into the fourth batch of songs from the…
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ESC Etc. Episode 19 – Mother is Mothering (ESC 2024 Semi 2, 1st Half)
Anthony and Cesco are thirsty. Oh. Wait. I mean, Anthony and Cesco are thirsty to chat about the songs competing in the first half of semifinal 2 at the Eurovision Song Contest 2024! But before they do, Anthony exposes his trailer trash country boy side and they chat about the…
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ESC Etc. Episode 17 – Night of a Thousand Twinks (ESC 2024 Semi 1, 1st Half)
Anthony and Cesco are back, bay-bee! They are gay and seated for the Eurovision Song Contest 2024 season! After catching up on their lives and chatting about some of their favorite movies from the first part of the year (Poor Things, yay! Oppenheimer, meh!), the boys start digging into the…
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Semifinal 2 Running Order Analysis
Can we say we have two semifinals of death this year? I confidently believe we can. ESC 2024 is such a competitive year, we will be losing a couple of great songs from each semi no matter how we spin it, and it almost feel as though the running order…
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Semifinal 1 Running Order Analysis
We finally have the running order for our 2024 ESC semis! I’m not going to lie – I love dissecting this stuff almost as much as I love dissecting the fandom’s conspiracy theories about it. Because…there are no conspiracies! All these producers care about is putting together a good, dynamic…
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2023 vs 2024: The ESC Smackdown Part 3 (Netherlands to United Kingdom)
Eleven countries left with 2024 leading 16 to 7. Is the 2023 lineup toast? Shouldn’t we want every year to be better than the previous one anyway?! Let’s continue!
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